GOT LEGS AND KNOWS HOW TO USE ‘EM
- On the maps, you'll see a bunch of skinny blue lines; these are cross-trails, also known as: places to get off-course. PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THE COURSE MARKINGS AND SIGNAGE, you'll enjoy the run more if you follow the course...
- The course is segmented into "legs." Each leg starts and ends at an Aid Station.
10K is marked with WHITE flags & ribbons throughout.
|I’ve Been Slimed – 3.8 miles|
|Mike's Dance Barn to The Plunge|
|“Can’t stop the slime, people, lookit me go” Frank Zappa.|
|FOLLOW WHITE; We're still in the visualization phase|
|Mostly harmless (not); you'll be needing the creek walk that's in part 2 when you're done with The Slime. We Just don't know exactly how we're doing it this year... It will be marked; follow the markings!!!|
|Dog Drool: “Momma said there would be days like this, the bitch.”|
|Crack of Doom – 2.4 (~) miles|
|The Plunge to Mike’s Dance Barn|
|“At the crack of doom, Evil vision fills my mind, chills you to the bone. Take the life force from your soul, Satan claims his throne.” Warbringer|
|FOLLOW WHITE; We're still in the visualization phase
|Sure & they had to tear out the ski lifts, you could have used them.|
|Goat Note: Congratulations, you are one tough customer. You derserve a Big Woods brew or 2!|